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30:40 'And thank you to *has a stroke*'
The last time I went to Walmart before this pandemic hit a very irate woman kept screaming at a man for not helping her, he didn't even work there and told her several times that. Finally when she demanded to know what he was going to do about it, the man yelled back why don't you go up front to the office where they check your hearing lady. I told you six times I DO NOT WORK HERE!(He screamed it so loud you could probably hear it outside) he turned around and left her leg with her mouth wide open and people laughing at her.
My mom ate a WHOLE water melon a day while she was pregnant with me. Pregnant cravings are weird.
If I won the lottery, I would invest a portion and put the rest away in a savings account
I remember the story of a Karen walking into a stinging death bush BC SOMEONE TOLD HER NOT TOO!...some people deserve their pain n suffering believe it or not.
1 : Nah, 0/5 buttholes to you, 5/5 to them. 2 : same as 1. 3 : 1/5 Buttholes to you, 4/5 to your wife, you have 1 butthole because of the title, it seemed a little off, but when your wife burst into tears over a slice of pie, now that was bad, would of been 5 if they didn't apologize.
Lmao "And huge thank you to "jfjfjfjxndjdjfnckdogiendnd" for the latest review on itunes"
Um just cuz someone pregnant doesnt mean they can be super selfish
Um...why didnt Op call the police on the mom...she obviously stole the stuff and what she did was animal cruelty
Hehehehehe my senior class went on a trip to DC...got on the wrong metro and was stuck in the subway under the pentagon...we were running up the down escalators and running down the up...there was no one there but a guard...while we were messing around they yelled at ua over the loud speaker πππππ
30:40 had me in tears xD
food stalker open labeless can make a "tuna" salad never say it is yours, just never clarify who it is for set it down, the can, with what is left and make a comment that there is enough left for later after she eats her salad feed yours to your new cat or the cat you are pet sitting then make your food. while eating your meal, don't forget to casually ask her where the rest of the cat food went while she is eating her "tuna" salad. if she cant pay attention to your feelings she probably wont pay attention while you are making the plate for the cat
If I won the lottery, I'd buy the house my mom is renting and gift it too her. I would then split the rest into retirement, inheritance funds, insurance and basic living.
The farmer story. I'd have said sounds good to me. Especially since I plan on buying a beef cow off you later in the year.
A "gift" with strings attached isn't a gift, it's a bribe.
How dare OP eat the slice of pie his wife said he could have?
"Burried a water tower..." But... Those are meant to keep preassure in.... Not out.... Oh no....
The aunt who gives gifts expecting favors sounds just like my sister. She's 14 years older than I, so she had a child when I was 7. By the time I was 12, I was sent to 'visit' her a few states away. I took care of her kids and cleaned and she would 'reward' me by taking us all to the pool, or whatever. When I got a little older, for almost a month 'visit', I'd get an outfit. It was never fair and, if I tried to say anything, or want to go home, she'd remind me of everything she did for me! When I was 20, I was getting married. My sister volunteered her nice home and even bought the ring my husband would place on my finger in the ceremony, a small gold band. For probably a year after my marriage all I heard about was that damned "50 dollar ring" she had bought me! I went to a pawn shop and pawned the damned thing. I only got 3 dollars for it, but found another 5 in the street while walking home. In the pregnant wife eating all the lemon meringue pie, she needed Vitamin C. LOL The body is always indicating what it needs via cravings.
In the gift story the parents need to realize the aunt is nothing but a manipulative woman and trying to make service
Most AITA: Am I the jerk for ruining this person's day/life? One AITA: Am I the jerk over a piece of lemon meringue pie?
My great grandma God rest her soul got her shirt caught in an escalator once when I was a kid. I have been scared of them ever since.
I would not let her unless the people pay upfront like they did for the bachelor party
Dont put on your card unless they pay up first
The pie story... i know pregnant women have cravings and need to eat more but shoving down very often a whole pie in one go is not healthy. it's not just craving, the wife will end up with pregnancy diabetes or gain too much weight. She's using her cravings as an excuse to overindulge, hormones are crazy and it's hard to control (i know what i'm talking about i've had my periods for 3months straights as off rn, my hormones and constant pmsing makes me cave in to cravings a bit too often lately) but you need to control it and still stay healthy. I think the wife needs some support.
Bottom left in the How to be a zombie booth
I think your aunt is confusing the word gift with barter. I give you this in exchange for a bunch of favors. That is barter. I get is where you just give someone something with no expectation of getting something in return
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I hate having to tell ppl at the mall I work for to control their kids. Get the 'they are kids and play" line all the time
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First story OP is not the jerk. OPs wife could call her bank. and request the debit (not credit) cards spending limit to be increased. For a bank This is a relatively normal request.
I can't stand elevators
With that much money he could have bought an actual bunker that is built to his desire. I really want a bunker.
I hate elevators and escalators. Unless its more then 3 floors ill take the stairs. I'll even take the elevator over an escalator and elevators scare the crap out of me.
No, she would drive you crazy with can you do this or that.
After riding the Tower of Terror, I had this phase where I held onto the handrail inside an elevator. I grew out of it at some point
stop censoring the swears, I swear to god that's annoying!
Op You're not a jerk your aunt is but that's the case that job just chased me and tried to buy your own car desiccated and took the money that is fine. My money well I know I had no no College needed I cannot be a
NTA/ you know what is will be like after so no. Just save get your car and ride by her house and honk your horn.πππ
I want to point out how your voice sounds like asmr and a announcer at the same time
Pie story: OP should ask his sister to bring him his own pie when heβs at work. That way neither one has to share.
Omg I love you Karen for your laxatives comment. I was trying to figure out what I would do in the middle of that story and that was by far better than what I could come up with.
Pregnant Pies Woes: Iβd be pretty aggravated if my wife, even pregnant, repeatedly ate entire pies and left me none. Iβd wonder how old she was if she burst into tears over one slice. Yes, pregnancy hormones. Iβm bipolar, and this makes my behavior very hard to control sometimes. Still no excuse for this kind of immaturity.
She know that eating a lot will be hard to get rife after baby comes
Using a baby for being a pig is not good sheβs a.pig ok
You don't need to eat a whole fricking pie just because you're pregnant.
Had that kid gotten hurt on that escalator then that Karen would have sued and anyone in charge would have their job on the line. What a dingbat.
Don't book that trip!!! You WILL get screwed.
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No. Not a jerk!
I use to be afraid elevators cuz i watched a anime where someone died in it lol i was like 6-8
No one is in that one cuz she was pregnant.
I don't have a fear of escalators or elevators, but I am wary of the elevator in my sister's apartment complex. It breaks a ton, and having been stuck in a (different) elevator for 3 hours before, the creaky, shaky elevator that I KNOW has broken at least 5 times in 2020 isn't all that inviting.
the whole pie thing i don't think anyone is an a hole in that instance pie is meant to be shared i understand she is pregnant and can control her urges which is ok. as someone who has lived around pregnant women i understand when food comes you gotta sneak in and out real quick to get your share before its all gone. i probably would have asked my sister to deliver the pie on a day off though if possible so that i could get my slice before she started to chow down that way she wouldnt feel bad about asking for the last piece since i already got mine and she would feel a little better about eating the rest.
The aunt.
A gift with sttrings attatched isn't a gift at all - its a leash.
since Op with the brother's Gf who copies everything they eat has to eat a very special diet due to specific health issues, they are not eating a healthy diet for the average person. I would think the Gf was being creepy too, if she only ate what I ate, to the point of not eating all day until I ate bland food because I had to.
Don't take that car and he has mad respect for taking an adult approach to an aunt who is too entitled for words. His family is horrible, they should be proud. Most kids would take the car and grow some thick skin when it came time to do the favors. would they prefer that? thats what the brother suggested, are they seriously thinking thats the answer?
My sister freaks our over escalators. She had an accident at 5 years old. At 60 she still scared.
For the brother's GF who is copying food choices I suggest cooking several days of food when she is not around and labeling and refrigerating or freezing them. Labels with numbers so you know what they are but not the GF. I have to wonder if she is eating OP's food or making her own?
I don't care what amount of money it is, I've learned first hand you NEVER loan friends money....it never ends well, especially when its higher amounts. So no....don't put the wedding funds on your credit card if the party isn't paying up front.
Instacart sucks. Their customer service is a joke. They don't treat their shoppers well so I understand the frustration but that does not excuse being a rude Karen to someone who doesn't work there.
Wait..... Are Mr Reddit and Karen married or am I crazy????
If u can afford it. Y not?
It had nothing to do with the pie, also you shouldn't over eat sweets and fried food etc. A healthy eating schedule is best for the baby and mother.
Which episode had, "Move! I need to park! MOVE! I need to park!" ?
As many people have suggested NTA, but definitely get wife checked for diabetes. OP, start making more then just your meals, make them for her and then make a seperate one for you. Tell her she won't get thinner faster if she doesn't eat what you make her. And if she protests, ask her if she has a medical reason for eating that way.
In regards to the 18 year old half sister taking care of her little brother, where is her dad in all this?
If she wants you to pay for it on your credit card then she needs to give you the money upfront or have someone else put it on their card she needs to get a card with a higher limit this is not your problem
A gift with "strings attached" is not a gift, it's a loan that you are required to pay back with "favors" regardless of what those favors cost you. The aunt is TA and uses gifts to get her way and control people, very manipulative.
The first thing I would if I won the lottery and got the same amount as Jim I would at least use 500,000 to help my family, then I would get a economic counselor to help me not waste the money.
Growing up there was a boy doing the same thing & the escalator grabbed his shoe & pulled it into the maw. He lived a few doors down but we never saw him play outside afterwards & nobody ever said anything about how badly (or if) his foot was damaged.
Them: "I cant believe your being so ungrateful and saying no after all I've done." Me: "people are cheap if they can be bought, but if your going to give me things just to manipulate me in the present then don't give me anything."
OK I get it the wife has cravings but to eat entire pie and promise to save a slice and not even be able to control yourself to save a slice for your husband thatβs a bit ridiculous.
First, NTA but have her know she would have to be very cautious as she'll probably be asked to do more then just a trip for a bachelorette party. Have a calm talk and explain that anymore trips would have to be agreed to prior before accepting. I used to have a fear of Escalators when I was younger and when my kids were younger. But now not so much. I'm more concerned for Elevators as I'm stuck in a box with possible strangers for 8 secs or more. NTA: You can't buy respect for cars and when she gets on you for not doing favors say, well I have a favor, leave me alone. NTA neither is the Wife, when I was pregnant I would do the same thing. My husband would just laugh, constantly that I'm beautiful and we live our lives. The wife shouldn't feel bad. When you're pregnant you can get out of control.
"Probably a new husband, to be honest." Is Karen Mrs. Reddit? Are they really Kellyanne and George Conway?
Those aren't gifts the manipulative, ensnaring aunt doles out. They're handcuffs.
When there are strings attached to a gift, I dont want it either!!
Im fine with both. My mum however is scared of elevators cause they too claustrophobic for her
Well... OP can ask nicely for his sister to make an extra. I like to bake for my family too and wouldnβt mind.
If I won the lotto, I'd use 1/3 to get out of debt and help out family/friends. 1/3 would go to travel, a new(er) car, and a home. The final 1/3 would be invested for the future.
What would I buy with my lotto winnings? A house on about ten acres of land, a decent car and a truck for my hubby.
I was hanging laundry at the end when you said the one person's name and laughed so suddenly my teeth hit one another as my mouth opened. Good times.
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Since they are already mad take the car,when she asks no gass,got to work,out of town etc entry other time.
The first thing I would buy if I won the lottery is my dream car, a Nissan Skyline gtr R34 π
I woud buy a home if I won the lotto.
OP who is refusing the car gift from his aunt.....good grief, refusing it is being more of a upright person by sending the message you do not want strings attached, than those who accept the gifts , then say no to her demands. Kudos to OP.
The gifting aunt story: it isnβt a gift if it comes with strings attached.
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A gift is something given freely with no expectation of return. Your aunt clearly does not understand that the word gift and the word leverage do not mean the same thing. It's not that you are ungrateful for her gifts, but you are under no obligation to rearrange your life and schedule to suit her demands. As she has done this with various family members over the years, it shouldn't surprise the rest of your family that you've had enough. As for any apology, talk to your aunt and thank her for the offer of a new car. Also explain to her that you are excited to be able to purchase your very first car as an adult. She may have given you a wonderful vehicle, but it may not be the vehicle you were actually wanting. I'm guessing any vehicle given would have been fine if it wasn't trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey in her expectations that you would be available at all hours to do whatever she decided she needed done. Your aunt needs to buy a clue. The rest of your family that is upset with you over this needs to reassess their own situations and back off of yours. You're an adult now. You get to make big boy decisions for yourself.
Give the bride's wedding party a date by which they must pay the deposit portion of their trip when you had that cash in hand, book the trip on your credit card. It's ridiculous to expect you to foot that kind of a bill for someone else's bachelorette party. Your wife needs to learn to volunteer for things that she can actually cover. And booking the trip would fall under the Matron or Maid of Honor's duties usually.
I used to escalators alligators
That "OI KID MOVE IT" at 3:59 had me laughing for a solid 5 minutesπ
I don't think OP's family realizes just how unnerving it's to have your brother's gf follow your around and copy your food that you eat because of an illness. I can totally understand why OP is tired of it. It's not OP's diet choice because they have much choice or try to lose weight, they chose their food because of an illness that restricts their diet. And it's not healthy for the gf to follow that kind of diet either since it's specified to work for OP's body.
If I won a lottery, the 1st thing I'd buy would be an older small pickup truck, as I live in the mountains and don't have a car. Also, In the late 90's I had an older woman, an upstate NY version of a hillbilly, who would copy EVERYTHING I'd do or wear. My mom told me that I should be flattered, but really she genuinely weirded me out.
Gifts with strings are not gifts. It becomes payment for future services. BTW, pregnant or not, she doesn't need to eat an entire pie in one sitting and it's the height of being greedy and having no self control that she couldn't save one slice for hubby. I bet her doctor would flip if they knew she was eating an entire pie.
I was TERRIFIED of escalators as a kid too so thatβs fair. I still get kinda anxious on them still tho. Like what if it DOES eat me π³
SMOKING POT IS WORSE THEN BEING PREGNANT THE HUNGER IS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ANNOYING